New Crysis 3 Screenshots Will Make You Wish You Owned a Nanosuit

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Back in April when we posted our giant Crysis 3 feature, detailing all of the first, early factoids that we knew about the game, everyone was positively giddy. I received one worrying report about a reader who read the post and proceeded to wet themselves with excitement*.

You may need to exercise those bladders again as Crysis 3 is back again with a new pile of steaming hot screenshots. These Crysis 3 screenshots, are, as the gameplay trailer was, absolutely gorgeous.

We get to see some of the murky swamp goo (which yes, still looks pretty, albeit revolting, because that’s just how Crysis 3 rolls), a towering hulk of Ceph mech and the obligatory (perhaps) image of Crysis 3 protagonist, Prophet, staring wistfully into the distance. Marvel at them after the break.

*not really

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Max Payne 3 Multiplayer DLC Detailed, Priced Ridiculously Low

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Einstein himself couldn’t keep up with the pricing levels of the individual Call of Duty Modern Ware 3 map packs (my brain already hurts thinking about Black Ops 2’s online monetisation efforts) and talk about online passes, paid subscriptions et. al comes with side effects such as nausea, boredom and in severe cases, death.

So let us all gather round the proverbial campfire to praise and worship Rockstar Games, publisher and developer of Max Payne 3, as their plan for the Max Payne 3 multiplayer DLC is sweeter than sugary, third person shooter pie.

Called the ‘Max Payne 3 Rockstar Pass’, Rockstar’s plan is to have you pay a one time fee of £19.99 (that’s the PSN price, the Xbox 360 version will set you back by 2400 Microsoft points) and gets you almost £40 worth of maps. Rockstar are going to release 7 stonking great whoppers of Max Payne 3 multiplayer DLC between June and Autumn, which are as follows

June 2012

  • Local Justice Map Pack

Summer 2012

  • Disorganized Crime Map Pack
  • Deathmatch Made In Heaven Mode Pack
  • Hostage Negotiation Map Pack
  • New York Minute Co-Op Pack

Fall 2012

  • Painful Memories Map Pack
  • Trickle Down Economics Map Pack

The first of the Max Payne 3 DLC, the Local Justice Map Pack, will include the Police Precinct map for Gang Wars, Deathmatch, Team Deathmatch and Payne Killer multiplayer modes. The pack will also feature two additional maps for Deathmatch, Team Deathmatch and Payne Killer, new precinct-themed multiplayer avatar items, multiplayer challenges – and this is only part of it (Rockstar say that they’ll release more details soon, subscribe to our newsletter and we’ll keep you posted!).

Phew! All of this and the game isn’t even out yet!

The Max Payne 3 release date is May 15th, 2012, click here to pre-order Max Payne 3.

Call of Duty Black Ops 2 Announced, Release Date, Screenshots Revealed

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Call of Duty Black Ops 2 is quite possibly the worst kept secret in all of video game history, save for maybe the slim PS3, the PS Vita or just about every Call of Duty game before this one. Nonetheless, it is my duty to report on the latest slew of Call of Duty Black Ops 2 news because you want to hear about it and I want to mock Activision’s failure at secrecy.

The first trailer for the game went live last night, detailing what many of us already expected ; Call of Duty Black Ops 2 will feature lots of guns and explosions and once we got over that giant bomb of a surprise, we got to see the first Call of Duty Black Ops 2 screenshots , as well as a release date for the game, both of which were hilariously leaked days before the proposed May 1st announcement.

If you’re interested in hearing about what Activision’s latest attempt at setting the world record for the best selling game in history (a title they garnered with Call of Duty Black Ops 1) then you can read and watch all of the latest Call of Duty Black Ops 2 info after the break.

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New Dishonored Screenshots Are Up, Hold Onto Your Pants, Sanity

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Now I’m not saying that Bethesda are a big bunch of meanies, but what I will say is that they are unapologetically deviant and have a penchant for torturing poor gamers.

Okay, so what I’m saying is is that Bethesda really are a big bunch of meanies.

Why else would they play with us like this, releasing a multitude of new Dishonored screenshots, each one more intriguing than the last, leaving us hungrier for more?

These latest images from their supernatural assassin outing will likely leave you whimpering in a crumpled heap, only to be revived by watching this epic CGI Dishonored trailer again. But in any case, Dishonored is my vote for ‘most likely to murder the entire gaming population by being so damn attractive’.

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Sorcery Story Trailer – Finally, a Reason to Buy PlayStation Move

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Back in 2010, when I reviewed the PlayStation Move launch bundle, most of us expected it to be this grand, ground-breaking piece of tech that we would need rather than want for our PS3s.

It’s plain for anyone to see that that never really happened. For all of the protesting that PlayStation brand’s official hype man, Kevin Butler, did about ‘GAMING NEEDS BUTTONS!!!’, it never flourished and rather floundered into an embarrassing piece of really good gadgetry that few wanted and even fewer cared about.

Sorcery, is the PlayStation move game that is set to change all that. As the young male sorcerer, Finn, you are enticed by your sneaky feline nemesis and friend entices you into unleashing a world of mythical baddies upon the magical society that you live in. Your job, as the protagonist of Sorcery, is to fling about powerful spells to uncover ancient knowledge, save the townspeople and take on a range of exciting and adventurous quests.

Unlike most games that use PlayStation Move as a wedged in, back-of-the-box gimmick, Sorcery is made for PlayStation Move, meaning that if there ever was a time to get in on the motion control madness, that time is now.

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New Assassin’s Creed 3 Screenshots, Better Wrap Up Warm

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It makes perfect sense for Ubisoft to release a brand new batch of Assassin’s Creed 3 screenshots that mainly feature snow as its primary focus – Assassin’s Creed 3 does it beautifully.

Compared to a game like EA’s SSX, in which the sole premise is to dash through tonnes of the white stuff, taking in the sights and scoring points a long the way – Assassin’s Creed 3 is the victor.

There’s little that these new screenshots tell us other than the fact that Assassin’s Creed 3 is really, really pretty , though the fact that in two of the screens, lead guy Connor (also known around these parts by his full name Rahontkanktokknmotok*) is seen chasing deer, suggests that hunting will definitely factor into the gameplay at some point.

(*goes by the name of Connor, real name – Ratohnhaké:ton)

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New Aliens : Colonial Marines Screenshots, Better Bring a Flashlight

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The best thing about these new Aliens : Colonial Marines screenshots? Everything.

Made up of one part wet your pants terror in its many unfamiliar lifeforms (as in games like Resident Evil 6) and 2 parts brilliant lighting effects (which will no doubt add to the intense fear), Aliens Colonial Marines is Gearbox Software’s attempt to rebuild and improve upon the last relatively abysmal video game tie-in that was was also based on the insanely popular Alien film series – Alien Versus Predator.

I really think that Gearbox can pull this one off, the game has had enough delays as it is (current tally is 3 delays) and we don’t want it to become another Duke Nukem Forever, do we? (sidenote – DNF was also a Gearbox Software game).

In space no one can hear you scream, but my neighbours will definitely hear me loud and clear when I wail in terror at what Aliens : Colonial Marines has in store.

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Rock Band Blitz – Seven Things You Need to Know

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What’s a better a music game than Rock Band? Nothing that’s what.

Sure, Guitar Hero has a stellar line up of songs (many of which make up our Song of the Week picks) but the undisputable top dog, in terms of gameplay, is the rock-so-hard-it’ll-blow-your-socks-off, Rock Band.

While many assumed that the Rock Band series would perhaps be dead in the water after poor sales of Rock Band 3 struck the series hard – in addition to the 50% revenue decrease in the music rhythm game genre and the fierce competition in the form of Guitar Hero – this meant that although Rock Band 3 was one of the most fun to play games (of any genre) out there, the series plateaued.

However, (!) Rock Band fans need not mourn any more as just yesterday, Harmonix announced another Rock Band game – Rock Band Blitz.
If you like music, which you probably do, you need to read this : I’ve gone to the lengths of putting together a Rock Band Blitz cheat sheet, clueing you in on everything you need to know about Harmonix’ new game.

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Risen 2 : Dark Waters Screenshots, an Interesting Pirate ‘ARRRPG’

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It’s cheesy, it’s not cool and frankly, it’s downright shameful.

No, not Risen 2 : Dark Waters, but the terrible and 100% not funny title that I used to introduce these new screenshots for the game, which, if you hadn’t guessed by my pathetic attempt at humour, is a pirate RPG.

We’ll have a full briefing on the game soon but to give you a little insight as to what the game’s about, Risen 2 Dark Waters, places you in the third person boots of a member of the Inquisition. It’s set in a time where ruthless titans (aren’t they always ruthless?) have ravaged the world, leaving none to chummy monsters to rise up and cause chaos across the land. Instead of having you battling with scurvy and saying ‘ARR! Shiver me timbers!’, Risen 2 has you questing to find out how to rid the world of these merciless beasts. And how could it play with the big RPG dogs without a choice system? Well, it has one, putting it right up there with Mass Effect 3.

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Sleeping Dogs Gameplay Trailer Highlights Driving, Key to Sandbox Success

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Several days ago, I offered up the suggestion that Sleeping Dogs is very similar to a little upcoming title called GTA V.

My reasoning for that was that the look of Sleeping Dogs’ superb looking on-the-road physics, which, from what we can gather between the trailer in that post and the one I have for you today, is that the vehicle handling in the game will be both fast-paced and meaty and will definitely not let us down in the vehicle department.

The success of a sandbox game can hinge on its vehicular sections, given that a lot of the gameplay and tasks will require us to roar down miles of tarmac on a regular basis. By the footage in this latest trailer from Square Enix, Sleeping Dogs has got this down pat.

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