According to Matthew Inman of ‘The Oatmeal’ fame, the only thing worse than Valentine’s Day itself is trying to avoid it altogether which is why I, Jasmine (woman of no fame whatsoever) am going to embrace it wholeheartedly with this list of tips that you can use to attract, be and create the perfect Valentine’s Day date.
And who better to take advice from than the smooth Mediterranean lothario, Mr Ezio Auditore da Firenze, known for his love of the ladies, and, on an incredibly unrelated note (thankfully!) his ability to murder groups of Templars before he’s even had his morning coffee.
With Ezio in mind, these *relatively* spoiler-free tips should provide some useful advice to perfecting the annual Valentine’s Day festivities, do feel free to add your own in the comments!
