Critter Crunch (PSN) Review

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As of late, there’s been a lot of debate over whether or not indie titles, particularly downloadable ones from small studios, are viable. The question is whether quality can come in small sizes with miniscule budgets, yet still being able to deliver a double dose of ‘fun’. If there was ever a good example of a tiny title done correctly, then it’s Critter Crunch, a bright and colourful puzzle game from indie dev Capybara Games that serves up gameplay excellence and leaves you, quite literally, hungry for more.

In Critter Crunch you play as Biggs, a giant fluffy creature whom, in his habitat of the tropical island of Krunchatoa, Biggs sits firmly right at the top of the island’s food chain, helping other ‘Critters’ get their dietary requirements. Biggs does this using the very simple gameplay element of using his giant tongue to nab critters from the rows of generated beasties, delivering them into the mouths of bigger critters. The tiny fly like creatures feed the slightly bigger and more cutesy animals who can then be fed into the (still very adorable) globe sized beasts. Feeding them makes them explode out of happiness (this is how the game justifies the critter bursting) which in turns rewards Biggs with the points required to beat ‘most’ levels and jewels, which he then digests in his ginormous stomach.

All of this adorableness is presented and explained to you via an in-game documentary. Yes, as part of the game, there are animated cutscenes in which a curious explorer with an impressive moustache explains to you some of the history of Biggs and his place in the food chain. The explorer’s short and often humorous talks function as a tutorial too. While these scenes are hardly the visual spectacular you’d expect from a big budget blockbuster, Capybara Games is certainly utilising its funds well as this is beyond the production value I’d expect from a game of this size. And what’s more is that these cutscenes really do function as an unobtrusive Critter Crunch guide, helping you quickly and easily get a firm grasp on the game’s skills and requirements, handy for when the game gets trickier…

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Critter Crunch does ease you in rather well, with a gentle learning curve that you’d want from a casual title. However, the two level types in the game do try to challenge your critter crunching abilities. You get a map where you have to complete levels to unlock the next part of the island, but while some challenges are just ‘stick to the basic gameplay, throw everything at the wall to get points’, others are the far trickier puzzle levels, where you have a certain amount of moves in which to clear the board completely. There are also optional bonus levels just in case you get bored.

While it’s unlikely that playing for around half an hour (your recommended daily Critter Crunch allowance) will see you getting bored, Critter Crunch is very much a casual title, as its iOS and PSN availability would have you believe. That’s not to say that it can’t be enjoyed for longer, but the game provides its optimal ‘fun’ level when it’s being enjoyed in short bursts. A ramped up level difficulty, e.g using more Critters as well as introducing toxic kinds of critters (these can pass their toxicity to other critters and harm your points score), attempts to remedy this but it runs the risk of forcing you into frustration.

What does keep you occupied in the game, besides Critter Crunch’s insanely vibrant graphics, which threaten to challenge triple A titles with its use of the colour wheel, is that Biggs is actually on a mission to feed his son. As you’ll learn in an early stage of the game, Critter Crunch’s protagonist isn’t just out to digest jewels for the ‘lulz’, as when you achieve a particularly high scoring streak, you can transfer some of your digested loot into the open, waiting mouth of Biggs’ child…via, you guessed it, rainbow vomit. As you can lose the non-puzzle levels by the critters running out of space (this can and will challenge your logistical management) and falling out of the level grid, feeding your son requires some serious grid watching, as they race down the grid faster due to the rainbow stuff being one of their favourite treats. However, you get multiplied points for feeding Biggs’ offspring so despite the challenge, you’ll absolutely want to do your best to get him fed.

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Critter Crunch does of course make the task less straightforward for you in some cases, with Capybara Games’ decision to include a plethora of helpful powerups. Amongst these are special powered up foods such as slices of watermelon which provide you with seeds to shoot at critters and pop them instantly. Then there are the bomb Critters, which, just under Biggs on the food chain, are one of the biggest creatures in the game. They require one full critter to burst, or two critters before exploding and taking out a whole giant chunk of the level rewarding you with a crazy amount of points as a result. There are also glowing critters which provide extra points when they explode, and can be indicated by the bright light that they emit.

There’s not a lot of bad that can be said about a game this cute and the fact that Critter Crunch somehow matches the horror of food chain with an adorable father and son partnership is a testament to Capybara Games. A talented studio, they’ve even managed to wrap it all up in a package adorable graphics and some fantastic sound production that caresses your ears like and energetic lullaby. So if there’s any doubt remaining that indie titles don’t belong, let them eat Critters, for Critter Crunch will surely prove them wrong.

Overall Score : 9

Assassin’s Creed 4 : Black Flag – All of the Need to Know Facts

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Assassin’s Creed 4 : Black Flag is nigh. We have five Assassin’s Creed games’ worth of gameplay and timelines and three individual protagonists each with their own backstories to take into consideration. We’ve visited nearly every continent and taken a look at 5 different eras in time, so for Ubisoft to announce yet another AC game, that has to be just as unique and fresh-faced as the first day we were introduced to Ezio Auditore da Firenze’s brilliant adventures (his games are critically the best in the series), it’s a move that is just as bold as the font of their logo.

But have they succeeded? It’s a good question, and with the Assassin’s Creed 4 : Black Flag release date over 7 months away, we won’t know how the full game reviews for a while, but does that stop us from speculating? Of course not, and we can make up our minds on the plot points and promised gameplay now as Ubisoft have released Assassin’s Creed 4 : Black Flag info in the shedloads, all collected here for you to peruse.

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Sorcery Story Trailer – Finally, a Reason to Buy PlayStation Move

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Back in 2010, when I reviewed the PlayStation Move launch bundle, most of us expected it to be this grand, ground-breaking piece of tech that we would need rather than want for our PS3s.

It’s plain for anyone to see that that never really happened. For all of the protesting that PlayStation brand’s official hype man, Kevin Butler, did about ‘GAMING NEEDS BUTTONS!!!’, it never flourished and rather floundered into an embarrassing piece of really good gadgetry that few wanted and even fewer cared about.

Sorcery, is the PlayStation move game that is set to change all that. As the young male sorcerer, Finn, you are enticed by your sneaky feline nemesis and friend entices you into unleashing a world of mythical baddies upon the magical society that you live in. Your job, as the protagonist of Sorcery, is to fling about powerful spells to uncover ancient knowledge, save the townspeople and take on a range of exciting and adventurous quests.

Unlike most games that use PlayStation Move as a wedged in, back-of-the-box gimmick, Sorcery is made for PlayStation Move, meaning that if there ever was a time to get in on the motion control madness, that time is now.

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Ridge Racer Unbounded Gameplay Trailer Urges You to ‘Make Some Noise’

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A good sound atmosphere is to a driving game what wheels are to a car – that goes to say that the noises that a developer have chosen to cause havoc in your ear drums are pretty, damn important.

The last time we got a sneak peek at some Ridge Racer Unbounded gameplay was a few days ago when Namco Bandai released a trailer of what it would be like to have a play around in Ridge Racer Unbounded’s city creator mode. JSX staff writer Myles and I were very impressed, in a jaw-creating-dents-in-the-pavement sort of way, so it’s nice for our ears to get a pick me up with this new video that focuses on the sound guys of Ridge Racer Unbounded.

After all, after the driving, the sounds that coincide with your racing can make or break a racing game. There’s nothing more annoying that  cheesy teenybop music pounding round your head when you’re careering round a corner or into the side of an AI-controlled car.

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Silent Hill HD Collection Broken on PS3, Patch on the way

UPDATE: Konami has reported that the patch should be up soon and that the EU PS3 version does not have any of the issues that the North American version has before the patch.

Reports are coming in that while Silent Hill HD Collection is a great purchase and port for the Xbox 360, the PS3 version is absolutely terrible in comparison. However, there is a patch on the way to sort out all of these problems that should be released soon Konami reported earlier today.


Silent Hill 2 HD PS3 Glitch video via  on YouTube

As shown in this video, you’re unable to correctly run properly in Silent Hill 2 without stopping constantly. This, along with the lack of numerous effects in both Silent Hill 2 and 3, horrible frame rate later in the game pushes Silent Hill HD Collection to be a completely different horrifying experience than intended. However, the recent patch on the way is set to fix all of the problems that existed on the PS3 version along with the audio problems that also existed on the 360 version.

Amazon.fr Lists Call of Duty 9 + the 1st Details From the Game

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I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, there’s nothing more I love than Amazon errors.

There was of course, the time that I reported that The Last Guardian release date had been leaked on the site and never one to disappoint, the French version of the retailing site, amazon.fr, has upped the ante, this time with a listing for Call of Duty 9.

Last week, gameblog.fr posted the original screencap of the Call of Duty Black Ops 2 listing and were consequently blacklisted by Activision for it, amazon.fr did delete the listing but they’ve posted another, related one and JSX has the picture. Not only that, but I’ve uncovered the very first details of Call of Duty 9 and its possible storyline.

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5 Reasons It Pays *NOT* to be an Early Adopter of the PS Vita

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Like the shadiest of ‘doctors’ in the uncleanliest of back streets, this week, I’ve been trying to hawk vital organs on the Internet (only my own, I can assure you).

On Twitter I proclaimed ‘who wants a lung? I’ll even give away a kidney, for a price!’ and such, multiple times, hoping, begging and pleading that someone with a screw loose would take a body part in exchange for money – money I wanted, no, needed, to spend on a PS Vita – which comes out today.

For the most part, I was joking (though I did come very close to offering plasma up on eBay), I’ve become so convinced that I need a PS Vita that I probably would have (and maybe still will) do anything to get my hands on that delicious, powerful, slice of handheld gaming heaven.

It may, perhaps, come as a massive shock to you that I am now providing you with a handful of reasons why you shouldn’t invest in Sony’s latest gizmo.

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New FIFA Street Trailer Teaches You How to Panna, Embarrass Opponents

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FIFA Street is probably one of the only games where a prerequisite for winning is to make a complete and utter fool out of your opponents – the old fashioned ‘dribble like a baby, kick like a beast’ method won’t work. If you can’t embarrass them, you’ll have a serious challenge on your hands if you want to win, like climbing a giant slippery slope of football terms and sports-based acrobatics.

This latest video for the game is the key to learning how to succeed, providing you with the must-know tips to scoring more goals in FIFA Street.

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MLB 12 : The Show First Look Trailer

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As far as first looks go, this one is at the premier end of the scale. In fact, I’d even go as far as to say that this new trailer for MLB 12 : The Show takes the scale, destroys it, thwacks what’s left with its baseball bat and then pitches the remnants into the stands for good measure.

In true trailer fashion, it boasts “enhanced realism”, but that really didn’t need to be stated as our first taste of in-game footage looks (and even feels) incredible. (Apparently the game also has “full PlayStation move controls” too, which isn’t necessarily something to be proud of so you know, yin and yang).

It’s not the “#1 Rated Sports Game” for nothing.

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Competition Time! – Win a Winter Wonderland Dynamic Theme for PS3

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I understand that some of you who visited the site yesterday may have felt a little alienated because of the post on Xbox 720 rumours,  due to your loyalty to its rival console, the PlayStation 3.

Which is why today I’m going to try and win you over with a competition!
I may not be able to pay your electricity bills or provide you with hot water bottles in these chilly, Winter months but I can warm your hearts, (well, I can spruce up your PS3 theme anyway) with this dynamic Winter Wonderland theme (pictured above), complete with a cheery snowman and actual moving snow.

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