As we detailed in our 5 best gaming facial hair feature (a Movember special), the less hair on a game character’s head, the feistier he is. Take Kratos as a prime example.
One man who doesn’t fit that rule is Max mother-f***in’ Payne, shoot first, step over the bodies later. Even in his days of a hairy detective he was angry, then the booze happened and the male patent baldness set in and well…plenty of firefights ensued.
Angrier than ever, Max now spends his free-time running about with guns larger than your average toddler, which is, as anyone knows, the best way to resolve your issues.
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