Now I’m not saying that Bethesda are a big bunch of meanies, but what I will say is that they are unapologetically deviant and have a penchant for torturing poor gamers.
Okay, so what I’m saying is is that Bethesda really are a big bunch of meanies.
Why else would they play with us like this, releasing a multitude of new Dishonored screenshots, each one more intriguing than the last, leaving us hungrier for more?
These latest images from their supernatural assassin outing will likely leave you whimpering in a crumpled heap, only to be revived by watching this epic CGI Dishonored trailer again. But in any case, Dishonored is my vote for ‘most likely to murder the entire gaming population by being so damn attractive’.
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It’s cheesy, it’s not cool and frankly, it’s downright shameful.
No, not Risen 2 : Dark Waters, but the terrible and 100% not funny title that I used to introduce these new screenshots for the game, which, if you hadn’t guessed by my pathetic attempt at humour, is a pirate RPG.
We’ll have a full briefing on the game soon but to give you a little insight as to what the game’s about, Risen 2 Dark Waters, places you in the third person boots of a member of the Inquisition. It’s set in a time where ruthless titans (aren’t they always ruthless?) have ravaged the world, leaving none to chummy monsters to rise up and cause chaos across the land. Instead of having you battling with scurvy and saying ‘ARR! Shiver me timbers!’, Risen 2 has you questing to find out how to rid the world of these merciless beasts. And how could it play with the big RPG dogs without a choice system? Well, it has one, putting it right up there with Mass Effect 3.
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The Max Payne who we play as in Max Payne 3 is a real globetrotter.
What his passport probably doesn’t tell airport officials is that he is often found with a selection of heavy duty firepower or that his terrible taste in neckties is enough to label him a flight risk, considering that his love of leopard print paisley is enough to blind the entire passenger list of a Boeing 747…
The bulk of the game takes place in Latin America but these newly released Max Payne 3 screenshots show that he takes a bite out of the Big Apple in his quest for revenge/rescue, getting shot in grim alleyways and on skyline-embracing rooftops by grizzly looking New York thugs (attempting to kill Max, presumably, for his crimes against fashion.)
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I’m no analysis professional or anything, but what I do know, is that Max Payne likes shooting things.
Max Payne 3 is a game entirely dedicated to shooting people dead, shooting from cover, shooting in the open – basically, that’s a lot of bullets.
Luckily, Max Payne 3’s firepower is one of its most endearing assets and Rockstar are treating us to a quadruple helping of what Mr. Payne does best as they’ve released a new batch of Max Payne 3 screenshots for us to have a gander at.
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‘It’s here, it’s here, the Assassin’s Creed 3 trailer is finally here!’
I know, I know, after the leaked screenshots and the AC3 info round-up, I’m excited too.
So excited that I’m going to incite the insanity even more by unleashing an entire host of Assassin’s Creed 3 media – an official trailer from Ubisoft and more leaked screenshots, plus I’ve got the skinny on the brand new assassin that everyone wants to be friends with (we also maybe should be scared of him, in equal parts though!).
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Who keeps to their promises and has two thumbs? This girl!
In yesterday’s Assassin’s Creed 3 info round-up post (which is a must read if you’re at all interested in the game) I promised you I’d keep you posted if any screenshots from the new open-world Templar-kill-em-up were released and by pure chance, several screens from the game have leaked onto the web today.
This is our first look at the game and the new character whose murderous boots we’ll be filling so try *really* hard not to pee yourself with excitement!
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Max Payne is a raging alcoholic with depression who skipped the last couple of anger management classes to become a fool-killing jetsetter so obviously the best thing for him is not one but two, guns because this is a guy who is responsible with firepower…
You could tell him to put the second gun down but he’d most likely blast your head off with a shotgun and walk away looking dapper in slow-mo thanks to the game’s new bullet-time system.
Regardless, it does make for some very attractive screenshots.
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As we detailed in our 5 best gaming facial hair feature (a Movember special), the less hair on a game character’s head, the feistier he is. Take Kratos as a prime example.
One man who doesn’t fit that rule is Max mother-f***in’ Payne, shoot first, step over the bodies later. Even in his days of a hairy detective he was angry, then the booze happened and the male patent baldness set in and well…plenty of firefights ensued.
Angrier than ever, Max now spends his free-time running about with guns larger than your average toddler, which is, as anyone knows, the best way to resolve your issues.
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