He may be the best looking man on PlayStation, he may get to live out the adventure fantasies from our wildest dreams and he may also have two of the best-looking beauties (who, unfortunately, do not exist in real life) willing to risk their lives just for a chance to fight alongside him yet, despite all this, I feel a little sorry for the guy. I mean, he has to traipse through the desert for hours on end and do you know how hard that stuff is to get out of your socks? And on top of all that, he has to kick the asses of countless burly henchmen just for a chance to breathe easy amongst the masses of sand. Tragic.
One thing he does have going for him, besides the whole being perfect thing, is that the pixelated world he inhabits is hella pretty, even if a lot of it is sand, see for yourself after the break.
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